To do: 4/27/12

✔ Borrow portable tape recorder from my therapist to bug someone's apt. so they can't steal something that is rightfully mine

✔ Confirm rumors that 28th largest law firm in the world will most likely cease to exist in a few weeks, and that the Manhattan DA will most likely bring charges against management

✔ Have conversation with boss about what that means for us, listen to boss cry

✔ Schedule interview with another law firm

✔ Drink martini(s)