flavorpill:

New York: Saturday night at The Bell House, relive the glory days of the internet as ADVENTURE[s] presents Myspace: The Party 2 The Second Internet. Dance to pop-punk and emo classics, cheap drink specials and win OFFICIAL Myspace goodies FROM MYSPACE! Best of all, the whole nutso thing is free. 

I’m sorry, I already RSVP’d to a Friendster event that night. 

Third set: Djokovic* 6-2, 6-4, 2-2 Nadal (*denotes server) A backhand slacker than Cletus’s jaw from the Serb gives Nadal a look at 15-30 and, for once, it’s Nadal’s turn to get the better of one of those long, punishing rallies. It’s 15-40 … and, like a card sharp with trick sleeves, Djokovic pulls out an ace. The next he whumps to the junction of sideline and baseline and we’re back at deuce. “OeooaHH-UR!!” goes Djokovic from the back of the court. “Errrrrrh!” responds Nadal from his own baseline. Then with a roar of desperation he unfurls a forehand that leaves a comet trail in the air behind it – another break point, and Djokovic volleys into the net. We’re back on serve.

The Guardian has a much better liveblog than USAToday. 

So I finally googled “no1curr” so that I can continue to pretend to understand half of whatever is happening here in the Tumblrverse. It was an a-ha moment.

hman:

Have you ever tried to stuff a bunch of cigarettes from a soft-pack into a ‘box’ - yoinks.

Do you want my standard anti-smoking lecture? No? Here it is anyway:

Dumbest. Maintenance. Drug. Ever. If you want to kill yourself, at least do it with pills or coke, and have fun with it. Tobacco is less satisfying, in a chemical sense, and statistically more likely to kill you.

And quitting is so easy!  

pleasedontsqueezetheshaman:

meaghano:

sometimesagreatnotion:

According to this article: INFP.

(Which is also mine, by the way.)

ME TOO. BOOM.

My INFPness is way bigger than Jesus’.

I thought it was INRI?

doree:

When I saw Diet Cock show up on my dashboard I thought of this photo, which I don’t think I ever posted. It’s from a Pakistani restaurant in London.

Just for the taste of it?