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thedailywhat:

Buy This: Soft fleece and flannel oversized uterus cuddle buddy by Etsy seller VulvaLoveLovely.

Nothing could possibly top the seller’s own discription:

Worried that your uterus is too small? Wow them the next time you go to the gynecologist, be the envy of all of your peers. Why is this Spanish woman so happy? Just look at the size of her uterus! Order now and see instant results! All that and a money back guarantee!

Nothing.

See Also: Vulva Portrait Pendants.

[via.]

For sistermarymartha, in case she wants to trade up.

Update: OK, that needs context, because suddenly this post seems weird to me - her tags were: i may be tall and built like a linebacker but I still have a uterus Ha?

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2. thingsarepeopletoo reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

   reminds you of the good days. in-utero.

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    WHO THE FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKK WOULD BUY THAT?!!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!

22. bloodgutsandmax reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

    fuck would want this? i mean it would be nice on days were you want to fucking punch one. but i mean rreally? wow lol

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    @katyperry @mdmolinari @perezhilton

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    This is odd. but hilarious at the same time. Who would by this, I don’t know…

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    @angeGm abrazando lo que mas desea que no puede tener !!!!!! sorry amigo !!!! acepta tu realidad !!!!

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    I laughed so hard. =))))))))

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45. bonklr reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

    Finally, for all those people who have always dreamed of cuddling with a giant uterus! Kinda cool though.

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    this is fucking absurd and disgusting.

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55. whatdidyasay reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

    At first, i thought the pillow was cute but then i realized its a uterus. The description is hilarious! =)))))))))))

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    LOL my future girlfriend is so getting this for her birthday.

59. kirstencollene reblogged this from xsincerelymar and added:

    HAHAHA, REALLY MAR, REALLY ? You would ;p

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    belated birthday present please

61. franberryjuice reblogged this from xsincerelymar and added:

    hey, don’t hate! I’d wear a vagina necklace! hahahha totally kidding. i’d be so embarassed.

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    i just went to the website. and i know we’re supposed to not be afraid or grossed out by our body or whatever. but would...

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    just found number 1 on my christmas wish list lmfao

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77. bamboozlingwhamboozles reblogged this from angelasolitaria and added:

    holy. freaking. crap. i must have this.

78. quirkyredhead reblogged this from amorningofsleep and added:

    I would buy this so that I could, stab, punch, kick, etc it when I’m on my period. That’s the kinda mood I’m in now....

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    my couch needs this! thedailywhat:

85. rebralow reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

    is it inappropriate that I want this?

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    And that one was actually me as well oopsy!

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    THIS IS FOR MY GIRL CAITLIN CHUGG. MAY YOUR YONI BE STRONG AND PROUD.

91. tigersgorawrrr reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

    Um, please click the link. WTF?

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    i for one never thought of a uterus as being cuddly. yet again another example of that you really can get anything on...

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    FUCK YEAH UTERUS!

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     I’ll just go have nightmares about this now.

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     awww it looks so cuddly.

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     you may hate me, but you’re gonna looooove your Uterus cuddle buddy=) haha

121. intelligentlyscrewed reblogged this from behindthetied and added:

     LOL EXACTLY it’d be a good punching bag, though!

122. aatombomb reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

     For sistermarymartha, in case she wants to trade up. OK, that needs context, because suddenly this post seems weird to...

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     this is just odd.

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     The weirdest part about this is not that she stitches giant uterus pillows or makes custom vulva molds you can wear...

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143. justguido reblogged this from tenaciousme and added:

     I HATE YOU! LMAO!

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     Someone needs to buy me this for Christmas. Yes, please? lol!

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     vaginas on my neck, vaginas on my grill.

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     Want some vagina around your neck?

148. tenaciousme reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

     omggggggggggggg!! i just spit my water out! this is so GROSSSS hilarious! now i know what i’m getting Discostick

149. behindthetied reblogged this from thedailywhat and added:

     Why would you want this? I’d end up shanking it once a month. “BITCH YOU HURT ME, I HURT YOU.”

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     HAHAHA VulvaLoveLovely makes the weirdest stuff on vaginas… soooo funny.

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     HAHA wow. I’d rather not cuddle with my uterus right now, though. It’s being a butt to me :( Stupid “Martha”.

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     First I was like D: Then I was like :D

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     W.T.F. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. would you get this? really?

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     I wonder what kind of looks I will get if I asked for this for my birthday/christmas.

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     organs should stay in bodies, or in coolers on their way to other peoples’ bodies. EDIT: Except for hearts. But only the...

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     Because we all want to hug our uterus….? Ew.

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     Why the fuck would I want to hug something that puts me through so much hell?

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