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mudwerks:

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lawful:

insidethebox:

notthatkindagay:

I heard it mandates abortion on all first born daughters.

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

It’s a capped charter system. Only so many people can be enrolled. So, if you have kids, a death panel will decide which of the parents must immediately die so that the child can be covered. Health care and population control! Brilliant!

It’ll doodily do, doodily do, what it muddily must, muddily must, muddily do, until we bodily bust, bodily bust. (Sorry, Vonnegut)

[ignite an unthinking hysteria like this country hasn’t seen since….the last unthinking hysteria….]

I think I also heard something about a monorail.

Government mandate: Doctors must skip washing their hands every 5 surgeries. Removal of all instruments from the body is optional, based upon Death Panel review.

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  1. paperclippe reblogged this from thecurvature and added:
    I heard that the taxes from health reform will be so high we won’t be able to eat, so we’ll all have to live in the...
  2. champagnecandy reblogged this from ekswitaj and added:
    but we’re only going to eat white guys.
  3. callmemrpeerpressured reblogged this from robot-heart-politics and added:
    think it will make all people the age of 39 get vasectomies. Even if you don’t have male sex organs, it doesn’t matter....
  4. the-tripper reblogged this from anderrhea and added:
    It’s true. This man has no dick.
  5. onemanbandstand reblogged this from catbus and added:
    The elderly will be killed by race car drivers, ala Death Race 2000. 90% of your tax dollars will go to giving all...
  6. ekswitaj reblogged this from thecurvature and added:
    Two words: soylent green.
  7. dividedbythesea reblogged this from thecurvature and added:
    WAIT. there’s a health care reform?! isn’t that like…socialist?
  8. thecurvature reblogged this from robot-heart-politics and added:
    think it will make all people the age of 39 get vasectomies. Even if you don’t have male sex organs, it doesn’t matter....
  9. mongoosedog reblogged this from bookmole and added:
    I heard it’s going to bring about the end of the world in 2012, just as the Mayan calander runs out.
  10. heyjk reblogged this from robgonemild and added:
    I heard that it will greatly prolong our country’s financial crisis, give the government control and power that it...
  11. robgonemild reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Cats and dogs living together! Mass Hysteria.
  12. aatombomb reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman and added:
    Government mandate: Doctors must skip washing their hands every 5 surgeries. Removal of all instruments from the body is...
  13. vindicatedc reblogged this from thedisgruntledgradstudent and added:
    Granny’s not dead, she’s in a jet pack circling the moon until 2012 when Obama is up for reelection and she can come...
  14. duckandpenguin reblogged this from talix18 and added:
    You there! Cake or Death Health Insurance!?
  15. bandwagonpete reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    that obama’s death squad is going to force hobos into extreme medical research programs, similar to the experimentation...
  16. thedisgruntledgradstudent reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Obviously this is why he took like 4 days off the campaign trail to spend them with his dying grandmother, right?
  17. elsabette reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    I heard it will make all good christians go to hell. Guess I’m safe…
  18. switchblades reblogged this from robot-heart-politics and added:
    Ave Obama! Morituri te salutant!...really old school Roman style
  19. tdx reblogged this from yaldabaoth and added:
    Circumcisions will be prohibited until the age 21 at which time they will then become mandatory.
  20. savageaphid reblogged this from robot-heart-politics and added:
    think it will make all people the age of 39 get vasectomies. Even if you don’t have male sex organs, it doesn’t matter....
  21. ihatethismess reblogged this from bthny and added:
    old people will be put in cages and labor camps.
  22. bookmole reblogged this from sixbucks and added:
    I heard in turns you all into Communists.
  23. yaldabaoth reblogged this from bthny and added:
    Make “Battleship Potemkin” mandatory on your Netflix queue.
  24. anderrhea reblogged this from talix18 and added:
    It will make you show us on the doll where JohnDX touched you.
  25. bthny reblogged this from catbus and added:
    Grey’s Anatomy will become a competitive reality show
  26. thebumblebees reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman
  27. catbus reblogged this from bthny and added:
    - Surgeon General Ice Cube (clarification: 90s militant Ice Cube, not ‘Are We There Yet’ Ice Cube - something something...
  28. absurdlakefront reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    I heard the internet and news media will be set on fire, and crazy old people will be forced to shovel fuel on the fire...
  29. anthropomorphism reblogged this from tatooine-deactivated20091001-de
  30. notthatkindagay reblogged this from robot-heart-politics and added:
    That’s what I had heard.
  31. kelsium reblogged this from inothernews
  32. inothernews reblogged this from notthatkindagay
  33. notthatkindagay reblogged this from bthny and added:
    internet is on fire today.
  34. notthatkindagay reblogged this from thoseareturkeys and added:
    Sincerely, Management
  35. blacknblueland reblogged this from bthny and added:
    Mandatory HIV infections to “give the scientists incentive.”
  36. thoseareturkeys reblogged this from talix18 and added:
    Tea and Cake or Death Panels?
  37. rosasparks reblogged this from robot-heart-politics and added:
    think it will make all people the age of 39 get vasectomies. Even if you don’t have male sex organs, it doesn’t matter....
  38. robot-heart-politics reblogged this from pandorasmittens and added:
    zombienumbersix:rosasparks:notthatkindagay:...heard Obama is personally going to go to...
  39. thetrifler reblogged this from banalitycheck and added:
    I heard the elderly and Trig Palin will actually be made into discount presciption medications.
  40. bthny reblogged this from blacknblueland and added:
    everyone is going to be forced to undergo skin-color change surgery to make them black all waiting room reading...
  41. blacknblueland reblogged this from bthny and added:
    You have to go back in time and abort your elderly grandmother.
  42. giantevilhead reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman and added:
    I call the big one ‘Bitey’.
  43. bthny reblogged this from yaldabaoth and added:
    abortion clinics in elementary schools, with first graders assisting the doctor
  44. wingsandfins reblogged this from mudwerks and added:
    I heard it mandates infection with gangrene and the mange. I’ve got enough on my plate, what with my gouty hip.
  45. talix18 reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman and added:
    Cake? Will there be cake? Cake panels?
  46. yaldabaoth reblogged this from bthny and added:
    If the Rationing Council finds you unworthy of coverage, they shoot you execution style in a dim parking garage.
  47. banalitycheck reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Mexicans, Swedes, and the French will also be covered …. but not Jesus.
  48. rosasparks reblogged this from iseeellis and added:
    This is my favorite one. I like the idea of Wilford Brimley being blasted off into space while yelling ‘DIABEETUS’!...
  49. iseeellis reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman and added:
    I heard that we’re going to attach all senior citizens to jetpacks and shoot them off into space when they get too...
  50. jasencomstock reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    Health care reform will provide more affordable, better health care to everyone. Am I doin it rite?
  51. absurdlakefront reblogged this from tlicious and added:
    They need the medications for fuel!
  52. feinsodville reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman and added:
    You also get a coupon for free food from Taco Bell with every appendix removal.
  53. bthny reblogged this from catbus and added:
    I heard that you will literally have to jump through a ring of fire to see your doctor.
  54. andrewshopland reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    Here in Canada, priority goes to Caribou, Beavers, and bilingual pop stars (mostly Céline Dion). I’m sure Obama will...
  55. jhermann reblogged this from scottfriday and added:
    I heard if one person gets cancer, everyone has to get cancer. That’s socialism.
  56. daviewin reblogged this from kevinrobotica and added:
    I hear that it also allows the consumption of newly born asian babies to achieve immortal life.
  57. thelastsemester reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Health reform will spike all the punch at townhall meetings with arsenic…hopefully
  58. goops reblogged this from hammerito and added:
    I heard that you must know how to say your ABC’s backwards and do the moonwalk (at the same time) in order to qualify...
  59. johncody reblogged this from kevinrobotica and added:
    It will take medicare away from my 12 y/o brother who is in a coma because we have insurance… insurance won’t cover...
  60. notthatkindagay reblogged this from catbus and added:
    Now that’s a department I can “get behind.”
  61. catbus reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Creates ‘Department of Poolboy Studies’ within Health and Human Services
  62. hammerito reblogged this from sixbucks and added:
    Gulags and vodka. Not so bad.
  63. thelonglistofthingsthatsuck reblogged this from xoxob
  64. pleasedontsqueezetheshaman reblogged this from mudwerks and added:
    I think I also heard something about a monorail.
  65. chasingxscars reblogged this from inothernews and added:
    Cheaper pot from pot clubs.
  66. mudwerks reblogged this from pleasedontsqueezetheshaman
  67. pandorasmittens reblogged this from zombienumbersix and added:
    It will mandate that all citizens be implanted with a series of numbers upon birth. When the government deems population...
  68. xoxob reblogged this from thelonglistofthingsthatsuck and added:
    i heard the health reform does commercials in japan.
  69. scottfriday reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    i heard it can take those baked-on, caked-on grease stains out of my bakeware while simultaneously erasing the regrets...
  70. cakestheheathen reblogged this from tatooine-deactivated20091001-de and added:
    It’s definitely not going to cover death by fart, but everything else it will.
  71. thelonglistofthingsthatsuck reblogged this from tatooine-deactivated20091001-de
  72. pleasedontsqueezetheshaman reblogged this from lawful and added:
    It’ll doodily do, doodily do, what it muddily must, muddily must, muddily do, until we bodily bust, bodily bust. (Sorry,...
  73. kevinrobotica reblogged this from andrewwoj and added:
    You didn’t hear this from me, but I’ve heard it means we have to shoot anyone over the age of 23 for being too old.
  74. sixbucks reblogged this from mercurypdx and added:
    Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
  75. crabbyalissa reblogged this from rosasparks and added:
    It will allow the Fascists to win!
  76. justkevin reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    circumcision will be mandatory so the Jews will have total control over our lives.
  77. jenawesome reblogged this from rosasparks and added:
    MANDATORY sex change operations for all!
  78. amberthroughthelookingglass reblogged this from rosasparks and added:
    It won’t do shit becuase America’s mommy didn’t teach it how to share.
  79. zombienumbersix reblogged this from rosasparks and added:
    It killed my puppy! And it’ll kill yours, too.
  80. inothernews reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    GIVE EVERYONE FREE PENS.
  81. rosasparks reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    people the age of 39 get vasectomies. Even if you don’t have male sex organs, it doesn’t matter. They will implant them...
  82. tlicious reblogged this from absurdlakefront and added:
    Send Robots to Kill old people -T*Licious
  83. lawful reblogged this from insidethebox and added:
    It’s a capped charter system. Only so many people can be enrolled. So, if you have kids, a death panel will decide which...
  84. gaseousclay reblogged this from insidethebox and added:
    systematically kill the elderly! whoopie!
  85. mercurypdx reblogged this from thewarindrew and added:
    I heard it gives us the right to euthanize old people shourtly after you force them to include you in their will.
  86. absurdlakefront reblogged this from thewarindrew and added:
    I heard it requires you to hold a gun to your closest relative’s head while a “death panel” decides whether your...
  87. andrewwoj reblogged this from thewarindrew and added:
    i heard that chaz bono is going to have to approve my request to get my third nipple removed.
  88. adeandabet reblogged this from thewarindrew and added:
    My boyfriend has allergies. This means I have to take him to the hospital to be put down, no?
  89. insidethebox reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
  90. thewarindrew reblogged this from notthatkindagay and added:
    have to march down the streets everyday the way Hitlers army did.
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