Good morning.

Oh hai! Did I mention that psydoctor8 and I are seeing Anders Motherfucking Trentemøller in November?

Be jealous.

Harlem. Bitches.

Harlem. Bitches.

Here’s some straight-up Baltimore shit.

Having a wildly un-pc convo about Idris Elba.

Having a wildly un-pc convo about Idris Elba.

Has anyone bothered to ask the cat if he wants to be in that laser yearbook picture? Because he seems pretty fucking pissed about it, honestly.

Soon.

Soon.

elegantpaws:

"For meeeeeeeee?"

I can’t stand it. Raccoons are the best things ever.

elegantpaws:

"For meeeeeeeee?"

I can’t stand it. Raccoons are the best things ever.

hellsatmyfeet:

So there’s this thing.

iPoop.

hellsatmyfeet:

So there’s this thing.

iPoop.

clickholeofficial:

‘I Let Everyone Down’: A Blogger Apologizes For Not Posting In A While
brooklynmutt:

What the who?
(via @amylittlefield)

Mechanical, distant, dangerous. I see the logic. 

brooklynmutt:

What the who?

(via @amylittlefield)

Mechanical, distant, dangerous. I see the logic. 

Am I the only one who imagines Hillary doing a lot of this as she ponders Syria being a major foreign policy topic during the campaign?

Am I the only one who imagines Hillary doing a lot of this as she ponders Syria being a major foreign policy topic during the campaign?

A band that was hired to play the party kept the music going throughout the whole ordeal.

My favorite detail from the latest write-up of the alleged drunken snowmobile brawl allegedly involving Sarah Palin and her family. It’s just like a scene from “Roadhouse” (via NY Post)

I really hope there were banjos involved.