this is america’s new spy satellite that went up over the weekend
lmao holy fuck
this would be a really boring lego kit
Canada, Denmark, and Russia are competing to own the North Pole
Russia, Canada and Denmark all say an underwater mountain range known as the Lomonosov Ridge, which stretches 1,800 km (1,120 miles) across the pole under the Arctic Sea, is part of their own landmass.
Photo: REUTERS/Lucas Jackson
Putin’s going to give both of the others swirlies, hang them up on the wall by their wet t-shirts and spray paint big L’s on their foreheads.
Not going to lie, after Saturday’s amazing live performances, I’m an unapologetic Directioner. I’ve never been overly fond of Styles or the mop on his head, but he clearly has the most amazing voice in the group, and will probably go full Timberlake on us at some point. But together, they are funny, genuine, and truly talented. It’s a nice shift away from the cynical boy band machinery of the 90s.
Fairview High School 2013 Graduation Speech
If you can watch Ted Chalfen come out to his senior class and not tear up, you’re probably not human.
I woke up with this running on a loop in my head and it’s still going. I might go insane. So join me, won’t you?
Memo to McDonald’s Team Members:
Headquarters recognizes that times are tough out there in the current economy, and as a valued team player we want to make sure your holiday season is as fruitful and joyous as possible.
To that end, we have partnered with Groupon to offer you a very generous 42% off of 3-5 Value Meals! You could potentially feed your whole family!
The hard, dedicated work you do for us every day is thanks enough, so enjoy.
Yours in warmth and prosperity (for us),