I ain’t got no time for no looky-loo, boo.
No experience required. Instant classic.
I chased down Ru Paul one night in the Meatpacking District to give him an issue of noiZe with the interview I did with him in it.
There aren’t very many people I would run down a cobblestone street for - that’s all I’m saying.
(via aboomboxxisnotatoy)
Lady Gaga likes to play dress-up. That is why gay men love her, that is why little girls love her, and secretly that is why most boys love her. The only people who don’t love her are people who “grew up” and stopped feeling the magic of make-believe.
BREAKING NEWS via CBS Radio: Feds recall 800,000 doses of H1N1 vaccine because they may not be "potent" enough. Also, Jesus H. Christ is apparently in charge of vaccine manufacturing.
(via inothernews)
My doctor gave me the regular vaccine, and when I asked what he thought about the H1N1 he said, “I’m so tired of hearing about all this bullshit.”
Because that’s what it is, and real health care providers know it. Bullshit.
(might have posted this one before. But it happens to me sometimes:)
You wake up, but you can’t move a muscle. Lying in bed, you’re totally conscious, and you realize that strange things are happening. There’s a crushing weight on your chest that’s humanoid. And it’s evil.
You’ve awakened into the dream world.
a standard description of the experience of a real medical condition: sleep paralysis. It’s a strange phenomenon that seems to happen to about half the population at least once.People who experience it find themselves awake in the dream world for anywhere from a few seconds to 10 minutes, often experiencing hallucinations with dark undertones. Cultures from everywhere from Newfoundland to the Caribbean to Japan have come up with spiritual explanations for the phenomenon. Now, a new article in The Psychologist suggests sleep researchers are finally figuring out the neurological basis of the condition.
Holy crap, this happens to me at least 2 or 3 times a year. It is fucked up. I’ve had dreams that I am awake and have opened my eyes and I can see the room from the perspective of where I am laying exactly as if I am awake and have my eyes open, but I cannot move. Then I struggle very hard to wake up, straining to make some sort of sound to alert the world that I am trapped in this half-dream state. I can only imagine how demented this process seems to an actually awake witness. Jeff has told me that I have done some pretty weird things trying to get out of this state.
When I finally jerk myself awake, I realize with some sense of horror that my eyes had not been open at all and the “real world” that I thought I was viewing was a complete (albeit eerily convincing) phantasm. The only time I became convinced that I saw a ghost was during one of these episodes. I clearly saw the shadow of a person walk across the hallway outside my bedroom and couldn’t move or wake up.
Fucked up.
Each tear
Makes you wiser than before
Makes you stronger than you know
“Christmas Tree” by Lady GaGa
I love when I have a burst of tumblr activity and lose 18 tumblarity points along the way.
I’m beginning to suspect that we actually get penalized for original content.
Sorry for all the maudlin posting, but that insanely ignorant Gawker post has been stuck in my craw all weekend, and I needed to vent a little.
Here’s a puppy to make us all feel a little better.
In the past two years, two of the island’s most prominent gay activists, Brian Williamson and Steve Harvey, have been murdered — and a crowd even celebrated over Williamson’s mutilated body. Perhaps most disturbing, many anti-gay assaults have been acts of mob violence. In 2004, a teen was almost killed when his father learned his son was gay and invited a group to lynch the boy at his school.
— I’m sure Banton’s music has no effect whatsoever on this type of behavior. Because it’s just so fucking jammin’.
The Most Homophobic Place on Earth? →
Time Magazine, April 2006
“Brian wears sunglasses to hide his gray and lifeless left eye—damaged, he says, by kicks and blows with a board from Jamaican reggae star Buju Banton. Brian, 44, is gay, and Banton, 32, is an avowed homophobe whose song Boom Bye-Bye decrees that gays “haffi dead” (“have to die”).”
