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Ok, now I’m the weirdo laughing maniacally to himself while reading his cell phone.
AND that’s when I called an Asian boy over to give me some spicy sauce and he didn’t work at the restaurant. Just picking up some take-out. So I’m the racist guy at the Thai bar if you’re looking for me.
Hey! Our roommate saw them come out of their wedding! Our next mayor! And do you know what’s cooler than the Catholic League? EVERYTHING!
(Source: daveholmes)
What a beautiful day.
(Source: jockohomo)
Wow step it up solar system
I should not be laughing this hard at such a terrible joke.
(Source: picsandquotes.com, via rosa--sparks)
Do you know what’s great about Game of Thrones? I keep watching it, and reading shorthand explanations of it, and I still have no fucking clue who anybody is or what the fuck is happening. No. Fucking. Clue.
And yet I’m still watching it. That’s a pretty good trick for a television show.
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There should be a long German word for the strange mix of euphoria and anxiety that accompanies meeting a man named Johnny at Port Authority to get the iPhone that you left on a bus the day before. And then guilt for feeling this attached to a machine.
He asked me to meet him at “the bookstore” on the first floor. Apparently there is a bookstore at the back of the first floor in the north building! I did not know this for more than a decade! Also, I thought he meant one of the magazine kiosks, and wasn’t sure which building. So I hope you have an amusing image in your head of me running from building to building scanning the crowds streaming in from NJ for a man I only know as “Johnny” and then realizing that there was an actual bookstore at the back of the building. I won’t tell you how many people I called Johnny before finding him, it’s just embarrassing and I feel too good right now.
I’m celebrating the only way I know how, with sushi.
(Source: flavorpill, via americastoppushing)
At the intersection of Facebook and the magazine I work with, there’s not much grey matter.
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An amendment that would legalize the use of propaganda on American audiences is being inserted into the latest defense authorization bill, BuzzFeed has learned.
The amendment would “strike the current ban on domestic dissemination” of propaganda material produced by the State Department and the Pentagon, according to the summary of the law at the House Rules Committee’s official website.
” —Michael Hastings, Congressmen seek to lift propaganda ban (via soupsoup)
Yes, the political landscape would be so dramatically altered if there was agenda-driven government propaganda being fed to us in a steady stream on cable ne…oh, wait.