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Pretty much sucks to be a libertarian in NYC right...
peterfeld: nudawn: You guys I stopped drinking soda like 6 months ago.  Its NOT THE FUCKING POINT.  The fucking point is we all are adults and shouldn’t have to live in a fucking fascist fucking nanny state. Lol no. The point is results. Human beings are weak, impressionable creatures who are powerless in the face of relentless, psychologically researched campaigns to profit off our...
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nailtipflips replied to your post: Holy shitballs! I got a job! The one I really… Praise be.
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“Bitch I seen that on Tumblr like a month ago. Don’t he know that?”
– Teenager on the incline (via andydoesit) See: Facebook.
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BREAKING: John Edwards NOT guilty on one count,...
[insert hung jury joke]
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“Who is furnishing the President and his aides with this list of terrorist...”
– Will Americans Speak Out Against Obama’s Drone Warfare? (via azspot)
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This is the last time I will ask this (probably)!
daveholmes: Friends in Tumblr: H2 is re-airing my pilot again tonight. It’s called HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES IT TAKE, and I am legitimately proud of it. It’s a fun concept: we follow the manufacturing process of some of our favorite stuff (bourbon! playing cards! fireworks!) and meet every person who’s involved. I’m thrilled with how it turned out, and in making it, I got to do my favorite things:...
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I love my Pakistani bodega guy Harry, and he proved why in such a great way just now. I told him I got a job, and that I had to choose between a big law firm and a small one. (That’s right, bitches, I had two offers to choose from, boom.) I told him I liked the feel of the small firm better and he said, “That’s better, you know what they say: The bigger the elephant, the bigger...
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Exactly
philk replied to your post: Holy shitballs! I got a job! The one I really…
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Holy shitballs! I got a job! The one I really wanted!  It’s a small VC/tech firm based in Silicon Valley, so the whole vibe, even in the NY office, is less BigLaw and much more Google or Apple.  I can wear jeans to work! Gah! Ok, now I have to go dance around in front of a mirror for a while. 
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We’re still trying to take Donald Trump seriously?  We are so fucked.
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AND that’s when I called an Asian boy over to give me some spicy sauce and he didn’t work at the restaurant. Just picking up some take-out. So I’m the racist guy at the Thai bar if you’re looking for me.
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Do you know what’s great about Game of Thrones? I keep watching it, and reading shorthand explanations of it, and I still have no fucking clue who anybody is or what the fuck is happening. No. Fucking. Clue. And yet I’m still watching it. That’s a pretty good trick for a television show.
May 21st
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Guess what I got to do with my phone after I got it back today? If you guessed “film a Jonas brother playing guitar and singing to adoring fans in front of his Broadway show” that is correct! It was oddly endearing!
May 19th
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There should be a long German word for the strange mix of euphoria and anxiety that accompanies meeting a man named Johnny at Port Authority to get the iPhone that you left on a bus the day before. And then guilt for feeling this attached to a machine. He asked me to meet him at “the bookstore” on the first floor. Apparently there is a bookstore at the back of the first floor in the north...
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“An amendment that would legalize the use of propaganda on American audiences is...”
– Michael Hastings, Congressmen seek to lift propaganda ban (via soupsoup) Yes, the political landscape would be so dramatically altered if there was agenda-driven government propaganda being fed to us in a steady stream on cable ne…oh, wait.
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