May 2009
May 21st
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Hot Air
webbunny: A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.” The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north...
May 15th
1 note
“An alcoholic is anyone you don’t like who drinks more than you do.”
– Dylan Thomas
May 10th
“Copywriter Advertising Marketing Agency Creative Mexican Mother”
– This job alert came through via email this morning. Creative Mexican mothers are in short supply, apparently.
May 4th
2 notes
“I believe the left has abandoned its principles here in same way that the right...”
– from an email sent to Andrew Sullivan. In all of my years opposing hate crimes legislation myself, I’ve never seen the case against them said this well.
May 1st