December 2009
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something has been jacked up...
travs:
xynephionnoir:
thatryguy:
Since tumblr’s technical hardware update yesterday.
I don’t pay too much attention to tumblarity, except as like an indicator of when people start following me so I can say hey to them, but I noticed since yesterday afternoon, it doesnt go up even after getting new followers, people reblogging my posts, and getting likes. It just keeps going down and down...
“Dickipedia is a production of Huffington Post Comedy and is subject to its Terms...”
– Aha!
Tom Cruise - Dickipedia
Early life
Tom Cruise is a thetan who became trapped in his current Earthly body on July 3, 1962 in Syracuse, New York. He was first brought to Earth 75 million years ago by Xenu, dictator of the Galactic Confederacy, and he shares a birthday with Dave Barry and Montel Williams.
Cruise first began acting when sidelined from his high school wrestling team with a knee injury, successfully...
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Dickipedia.org - How have I not seen this... →
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toosweet4rnr:
Prince - D.M.S.R.
For Ms....
“Alaska, the particular reality from which Palin hails, is so little known by...”
– Jonathan Raban’s review of Going Rogue in the new issue of the New York Review of Books is nothing short of devastating. (via cajunboy)
It’s like watching someone continue to shoot a body long after it’s dead in a Tarantino film. In other words - still fun to watch.
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I think Woolie uses the hearts
wooliebear:
dawnowar:
to mark which posts shes read. or else she just finds me really fascinating.
Fascinating! Duh.
If all my hearts (for everyone) could speak they would say:
great to see you on the dash again
fabulous picture
that sucks
this post needs more hearts
you are not alone
wish I would’ve said that
someone needed to rant about that
good job
cute cat
OH MY GOD I LOVE...
“The butthead who won that insane “get paid $100K to live on an island and blog...”
– ‘Best Job’ Winner Stung By Venomous Jellyfish: Links, Pics, Videos, and News (via heyitsnoah) (via adamiss) (via nbclocal)
I don’t think he was ready for that jelly.
Worst forced reference in a headline ever.
Seen in my office elevator just now:
“What A Wonderfully Definitive Biography of Louis Armstrong”
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rich and rude.
lickystickypickyme:
Ivana Trump was physically removed from an airplane on December 27 after an altercation on a Delta Airlines Flight. As the skies are already nervous for the holiday season and in light of the Detroit terrorism attempt incident, the socialite and former wife of Donald Trump should have thought twice. Boarding a Delta airlines flight at Palm Beach International Airport heading...
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“Bachmann’s family farm received $251,973 in federal subsidies between 1995 and...”
– Yasha Levine, Michelle Bachmann: Welfare Queen (via soupsoup)
Michelle Bachmann claims ignorance is a pre-existing condition, and shushes you.
(via inothernews)
Agricultural reform should be a huge priority in this country for conservatives, but you rarely hear about it. Probably because the...
The real heroes of Malawi turn out to not be rich... →
le Temps des Crises...
sniffed:
thomashaley:
Short pamphlet by Michel Serres, French thinker, on the present situation in the world, “No return to the past is possible, therefore we must invent a new world…”
Serres makes an interesting comment on the social collective: “The collective is replaced by the ‘connective’. The most ignorant amongst us presently has easy access to more knowledge than the most erudite of...
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FormSprung
I got a reply! It’s like magic words appear mysteriously in your inbox!
It’s so people can ask you bitchy things anonymously, lavish you with love/adoration not-so-anonymously, or ask you questions they are dying to know the answers to, but usually end up being a favorites list. But here, I’ll play: Why did you switch your avatar back so quickly?
Thank you, and that’s...
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“Past all the amazing things that were captured on the footage that leaked out of...”
– The Newest Deal. This strikes me as rather important, the sidelining of Ahmadinejad and the targeting of the religious power base directly. As usual, Andrew Sullivan has been all over this new round of freedom fighting in Iran with obsessive zeal.
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I don't understand the point of FormSpring.
So I started one? Or started it? Or something.
Can anyone explain this to me?
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“Here’s what has happened: a liberal Democratic president has just passed...”
– Sullivan. It’s useful to remember - despite all the hand-wringing on the Sunday circuit about whether Obama was tough enough on Congress, or explained things enough to voters, or was too cool and disengaged - that he just did what Ted Kennedy worked for, and failed to accomplish, for most of...
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Meanwhile, back in Iran. →
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WatchRocking Christmas Eve.
Stafford Lights 2008 holiday display set to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra’s Wizards of Winter. The display uses 48,600 lights, 19 Light-O-Rama controllers (304 light channels), and is broadcast on 103.9 FM. It’s in Stafford, Virginia off I-95’s exit 143B.
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WatchI love AciD for the way it changes flow I love AciD for the way it comes in droves I love AciD and thats the way the feeling goes
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my back hurts
themattsmith:
lefan:
i’m pretty sure that’s a sign of eggnog overdose.
or bad acid.
but it’s probably the eggnog.
Actually, it’s the really good acid that makes your back hurt. And it never leaves your spinal fluid. I’ve probably got a good vial of it stored up in mine from the 90s - the synesthesia years. Good times.
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formspring.me
brianvan:
Why does Choire have such a stick up his ass about Gawker and their compensation? They seem to pay their contributors a lot better than most places.
BITE YOUR TONGUE! That’s Papa we’re talking about! And in any case, I think you’re off-point for a couple of reasons. Gawker’s compensation issues are well behind them, from what I hear; the entire industry is meagerly paid, and is mostly...
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