The original dirtcat.

The original dirtcat.

erikonymous:

walsgrave:

- Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita (1967)

Best talking cat in a work of literature.

Yep. Also, Satan is a central character, and Pontius Pilate has long, philosophical conversations with Jesus. This is my favorite novel of all time.

erikonymous:

walsgrave:

- Mikhail Bulgakov, The Master and Margarita (1967)

Best talking cat in a work of literature.

Yep. Also, Satan is a central character, and Pontius Pilate has long, philosophical conversations with Jesus. This is my favorite novel of all time.

cnet:

This bizarre bendable phone wears like a shirtsleeve — and it actually might not be totally ridiculous.

No. It most definitely is totally ridiculous.

cnet:

This bizarre bendable phone wears like a shirtsleeve — and it actually might not be totally ridiculous.

No. It most definitely is totally ridiculous.

techheat:

US attorney general’s remarks follow similar concerns from the …

Via PCWorld

You have got to fucking kidding me with this shit. Is the security state seriously trying to peddle some sort of “think of the children!” bullshit to get us to hand over what little privacy we have left? 

Fuck that.

fuckloadofquiche:

fuckloadofquiche:

What if the ice cream truck went by and you went to get ice cream and the ice cream guy was fucking someone in there or vice versa

That’s not vanilla topping

Let’s shut this down before someone makes a chocolate sauce joke. 

"He just told me he’s on another call"

Ever have one of those days where everything out of your mouth is super-awkward and idiotic? I just said this to a client for some reason.

Sup?

Sup?

scottthepilgrim:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies

Omg, my parents had utensils like this. I had no idea there was a purpose to it other than “the 70s.”

scottthepilgrim:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies

Omg, my parents had utensils like this. I had no idea there was a purpose to it other than “the 70s.”

Why the fuck do I continue to follow nevver? It’s just a bunch of soft-core straight porn, right?

clickholeofficial:

7 Famous Dogs From The ’90s That Are Definitely Dead Now

newyorker:

imageBen Greenman on Prince’s new album, “Art Official Age”:

“It’s worth thinking about what it means for Prince to step into new territory. He has spent years trying to recapture pieces of his old self … Here, for the first time, he suggests an alternative: maybe there’s an…

Yes. This album is SO good. 

Go home, Al Franken, you’re drunk.

Go home, Al Franken, you’re drunk.

markruffalo:

It has been brought to my attention that “Gay Rights” is limiting the scope of this community. I meant to say LGBTQ+ Rights. Where you see “Gay Rights” in my Marina Silva post please substitute “LGBTQ+ Rights”

Thanks

MR

We love you too, Mark. 

robyncom:

Stian Andersen came on tour with us this summer and shot the video for Röyksopp’s “Inevitable End version" of Monument. Best tour i’ve ever done! So happy to share it with you here…