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Jun 09
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Andy Warhol's Chocolate Balls

hman:

“In 1959, Andy Warhol and his friend Suzie Frankfurt made the world’s best cookbook, called Wild Raspberries.  Be warned that it’s also the world’s most useless, as the recipe quoted below shows.

Chocolate Balls a la Chambord

Decorate a ten-inch round silver platter with maraschino cherries, fresh mint, and almond fillets, then call up the Royal Pastry Shop and have them deliver a pound of half-inch chocolate balls.  Serve with no-cal ginger ale to very thin people only.”

(The Gastronaut)

Sounds perfectly reasonable, and delicious, to me.
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May 21
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alexbalk:

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

There are very few “that’s what she said” jokes that work, this is one of them.

alexbalk:

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
There are very few “that’s what she said” jokes that work, this is one of them.
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May 15
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Hot Air

webbunny:

A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don’t know where I am.”

The woman below replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You’re between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.”

“You must be in Information Technology,” said the balloonist.

“I am.” replied the woman, “How did you know?”

“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is probably technically correct, but I’ve no idea what to make of your information and the fact is, I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help at all. If anything, you’ve delayed my trip.”

The woman below responded, “You must be in Management.”

“I am,” replied the balloonist, “but how did you know?”

“Well,” said the woman, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you’ve no idea how to keep and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it’s my f**king fault.”

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May 10
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An alcoholic is anyone you don’t like who drinks more than you do.
— Dylan Thomas
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May 07
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alexbalk:

It’s a big moment in every new administration, firing a gay Arabic linguist for the first time. We all recall how emotional Clinton got about it, and some say that the unfortunate way it was handled during George H.W. Bush’s term was the main reason John Sununu lost his job as Chief of Staff. Most historians see Lyndon Johnson’s termination of Dean Lee Brickman as the most effective (and humorous; who can forget that vaudeville-style hook Johnson brought to the press conference) gay Arabic linguist firing, but I think Reagan’s stern dismissal in 1981 of his gay Arabic linguist, with that curt but direct salute, went a long way toward establishing the tone for his presidency and is too often overlooked by our liberal media.

Why would we need to understand what they’re saying while we torture them?

alexbalk:

It’s a big moment in every new administration, firing a gay Arabic linguist for the first time. We all recall how emotional Clinton got about it, and some say that the unfortunate way it was handled during George H.W. Bush’s term was the main reason John Sununu lost his job as Chief of Staff. Most historians see Lyndon Johnson’s termination of Dean Lee Brickman as the most effective (and humorous; who can forget that vaudeville-style hook Johnson brought to the press conference) gay Arabic linguist firing, but I think Reagan’s stern dismissal in 1981 of his gay Arabic linguist, with that curt but direct salute, went a long way toward establishing the tone for his presidency and is too often overlooked by our liberal media.
Why would we need to understand what they’re saying while we torture them?
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May 04
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— This job alert came through via email this morning. Creative Mexican mothers are in short supply, apparently.
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May 01
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I believe the left has abandoned its principles here in same way that the right abandoned it’s principles on torture. Outside of the issue of hate crimes, you will find progressive thinkers opposed to slapping on more jail time as a solution to everything. This is why, they say, you will find overcrowded prisons costing the state in terms of upkeep and lost economic potential. Moreover, they say, long prison sentences automatically imposed (by such laws as the three strikes rule) take justice out of context and only contribute to the problem.

Why, then, do these same people suddenly want to throw away the key for those who inflict pain on others from prejudice? Is it because they think the prison system works for bigots where it fails everyone else? This is a profound contradiction that at least requires explanation.

Matthew Shepard was murdered. If the penalty for murder is not enough, then the real problem is how we treat murder cases. All of them.

— from an email sent to Andrew Sullivan. In all of my years opposing hate crimes legislation myself, I’ve never seen the case against them said this well.
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Apr 30
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Apr 01
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News no one will care about.

Taking a cue from YM, I decided to unfollow them. After months of reading a constant stream of insiderish obscurity, I just couldn’t take any more.
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Mar 31
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Love, Mom, & Doree, Actually

karenuhoh:

doree:

Sooooo…. yes, I know I put up the photographic evidence yesterday, but my book LOVE, MOM: POIGNANT, GOOFY, BRILLIANT MESSAGES FROM HOME really, truly is out! And I’m not just saying this because I, uh, wrote it—the book really is the perfect Mother’s Day gift. Or perfect gift for your friend’s bathroom. Or perfect thing to buy if you just want to support Jessica and me!

You can buy it on Amazon or wherever books are sold.

(And, duh, please reblog. WIDELY.)

Doree Shafrir’s book is out, and all of us with money to beg, borrow or steal should buy it.

Doree was the first person at Gawker (that I knew about, anyhow) who asked for Karen to write something, and that was even before I confessed my crush on her…or admitted that I knew where she lived. 

Also, because my mother is in the book.
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Mar 25
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But two years on, I find I’m expecting the internet, too, to start falling into the background. I want the internet (and perhaps this is a mark of its mellowing maturity as a medium; it lost its teenage stridency, its me-me-me quality) to get ambient, to get dull. I’m not talking about those 2007 buzz terms “the internet of things” or “everyware” or “pervasive computing” or “ubiquitous computing” or “ambient intelligence”. I suppose I’m thinking more of the internet as a medium in which you can go for a daily walk, without really doing, or expecting to do, anything significant.

Momus (via alexbalk)

By this metric, Denton is still the reigning king of new media.

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Mar 19
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My first YM reblog!

youngmanhattanite:

The comments group, Mr. Denton wrote in an instant message, is “like the effort to create a New York nightlife institution. Invite in too many people, and the cool kids will move on. You want them to bring their friends, but not too many of them.” Nick Denton was building a media elite for the electronic age, as he has for two decades.

Don’t know if you’d call them the “good” old days, but they’re certainly old.

I feel the same way about an ancient right-leaning political bulletin board (!) I used to frequent, right on the cusp of the A. Sullivan / Instapundit politi-blog moment. Membership was free and open, but sacrosanct, and we all knew we were starring in a speciamercial (name that reference, I dare you) that had a precious, fleeting shelf life. 

RIP - Natasha and Gawker

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Mar 13
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Mar 10
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I had a nightmare last night that I was stuck in my parents’ old house and couldn’t get back to the city because of a snow storm. Then out of nowhere Rachel Maddow appeared and was about to head back in some sort of company car, and I asked to hitch a ride with her. 

File under: WTF?

I had a nightmare last night that I was stuck in my parents’ old house and couldn’t get back to the city because of a snow storm. Then out of nowhere Rachel Maddow appeared and was about to head back in some sort of company car, and I asked to hitch a ride with her.

File under: WTF?

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Mar 07
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Du Not!
Du Not!
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